KEITH'S CHOLESTEROL CHAOS

🍀 St. Patrick's Day 2026 🍀

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🥔 An Irish Potato Adventure Like No Other 🥔

Bowling Alleys • Fried Rice in Cars • Elevator Farts • Halal Food • High Cholesterol Shenanigans

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KEITH'S

A Drunk Irish Potato's Wild Adventure

St. Patrick's Day 2026

O'Malley's Pub

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ITEMS:

CHOLESTEROL: HIGH

CHOLESTEROL

100%

SCORE 0

DISTANCE 0m

ARROWS - Move | SPACE - Jump | Z/X - Punch

Keith's last greasy shit...

Too much fiber made him blow out his insides on the toilet

FINAL SCORE: 0

DISTANCE: 0m

Keith has reached the legendary Blue Light!

His cholesterol remains gloriously high. What a journey!